SPOOFS!
Star Wars 3....
Yoda: "The youngling's wound..... no blaster could make."
Obi-Wan: (looking closely) "A lightsaber did this!"
Yoda: "indeed."
Obi-Wan: "I will learn who did this!"
Yoda: "Learn? Know already you do!"
Obi-Wan: "Who?"
Yoda: "Do not deny the truth."
Obi-Wan: "No really, who?"
Yoda: "This stupid you are not!"
Obi-Wan: "Huh..."
Yoda: Wrong was what I just said."
Obi-Wan: "You were wrong? Boy are you stupid!"
Yoda: "Someone you know, the culprit is."
Obi-Wan: "Huh....."
Yoda: "The Emperor it was not..... lost his lightsaber."
Obi-Wan: "Huh...."
Yoda: "Me, you, and Aniken.... the last culprits the three of us are."
Obi-Wan: "Huh....."
Yoda: "Not me, not you... that leaves one."
Obi-Wan: "huh...."
Yoda: "ANIKEN! ANIKEN! Spell it out for you must I?!!!!"
Obi-Wan: "Would you?"
Yoda: "....................................."
Obi-Wan: "Are you okay? You're very red and you're also shaking."
Yoda: "fine I am. Why would Aniken do this"
Obi-Wan: "I think I know." (puts in a video)
the following events are on the
video:
Obi-Wan: "Aniken, did you take your medicine this morning?"
Aniken: "No."
Obi-Wan: "WHAT!"
Aniken: "It's just one dose I didn't take, what could go wrong?"
end
video
Yoda: "WHAT COULD GO WRONG?"
Obi-Wan: "Huh........."
Yoda: "Kill him you must. Kill Emperor I will."
Obi-Wan: "No, I can't kill Aniken."
Yoda: "Strong enough to kill the Emperor you are not."
Obi-Wan: "But the Emperor said Aniken could beat him, and if I can beat Aniken.... I can beat the Emperor."
Yoda: "Be stupid again."
end
Harry Potter....
On the chariot to Hogwarts....
the chariot hits a bump....
Hermione: "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" (flys out chariot window.)
Harry: "Oh no!
Ron: "Oh well."
Voldemort: "Ha, I used magic to lock you in the chariot."
Harry: "The knife Sirius gave me can pick locks, we're free!"
Ron: "Are you crazy? (grabs knife) "Take this voldemort!" (throws knife)
Vodemort: (gets hit) "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Harry "You killed him, YAY!"
at hogwarts....
Ron: "Pro. Dumbledore, I killed Voldemort!"
Dumbledore: "YAY HARRY!"
Ron "But I killed him!"
Dumbledore: But if I admitted that.... the book would be nanmed Ron Weasley!"
end
